fraek:

i love it when people try to hurt my feelings bc i don’t have any lmao

shotadean:

A PORN BLOG JUST ERASED ONE OF MY POPULAR TEXT POSTS AND JUST PUT

"SEXE BOOBS" INSTEAD

SEXE BOOBS

what you and i have… makes me free!

butt-berry:

All my knowledge of sexual slang comes from seeing what comments people put on this when they reblog it

butt-berry:

All my knowledge of sexual slang comes from seeing what comments people put on this when they reblog it

dangerhamster:

Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having?

danisnotonfire:

danisnotorfire:

danisontonfire:

danisnotofire:

danlsnotonfire:

theperksofbeingbeth:

those blogs with the url danisnotonfire but changed a little bit are literally the devil

i know right they’re so annoying

i agree they’re just the worst

why would they even do it? it’s terrible, really

assholes

i don’t even know if i am the real me anymore

lindsaychrist:

avril lavignes hello kitty video was deleted from youtube and then billboard posted this 

image

askmeifimadalek:

bofurthebrodwarf:

zetterbergs:

nelkhael:

Throne of Games.

#lies down

I love how terrified that girl looks

"quick becky if we’re rly quiet we can get away"

askmeifimadalek:

bofurthebrodwarf:

zetterbergs:

nelkhael:

Throne of Games.

#lies down

I love how terrified that girl looks

"quick becky if we’re rly quiet we can get away"

squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet