#IT’S A HOGWARTS AU WHERE EVERYONE HAS TO TAKE MUGGLE STUDIES FIRST YEAR TO LEARN ABOUT ACCEPTANCE AND SOMETIMES THEY TAKE BREAKS AND COLOR AND STUFF AND DRACO IS /BORED/ BECAUSE THEY DON’T MOVE AND WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS A /CRAYOLA/? AND THEN HE DRAWS HIS FAMILY EXCEPT THEY ALL KIND OF LOOK LIKE BLOND BOBS AND SOMEONE (HARRY) TELLS HIM THAT HE’S NOT COLORING INSIDE HIS LINES CORRECTLY AND DRACO GLARES AT HIM AND SAYS THAT ACTUALLY /SCARFACE/ HE DOES NOT TAKE /ORDERS/ FROM /LINES/ AND HARRY SAYS ‘BUT THAT’S THE RULE’ AND DRACO SNEERS /JUST WAIT TIL MY FATHER HEARS ABOUT THIS THEN WE’LL SEE HOW IMPORTANT YOUR BLOODY LINES ARE/
#picturing little draco imperiously shouting WHAT IS A CRAYOLA and harry quickly is like crayola’s terrible here use roseart instead and dean thomas hides a grin and draco throws his box of crayons at harry’s head and says DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO but he picks up a roseart crayon because it’s time to get started on his pièce de résistance which he calls ‘die potter die’ and features no less than seventeen ways in which he’d like harry to meet his end one of which involves hary tripping over his own feet into a vat of acid except roseart is shit everyone knows that WHAT IS THIS draco howls indignantly PROFESSOR POTTER IS TRYING TO SABOTAGE MY MASTERPIECE TELL HIM TO GIVE ME THE CRAYOLA and harry’s like fine malfoy look we can share and draco’s like I DON’T THINK SO POTTER YOU’VE ALREADY TRIED TO SABOTAGE ME ONCE I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR DEVILISH WILES
#THE POTTER CHILD IS EVERYTHING YOU SAID HE WOULD BE AND WORSE FATHER WAX CRAYONS I TELL YOU HE WOULD HAVE ME USE WAX CRAYONS IT’S UNTHINKABLE FATHER IT’S POSITIVELY UNACCEPTABLE DON’T YOU THINK #draco writes violently on a sheet of purple construction paper #lucius weeps when he reads it then sits in his study looking consumptive and tragic until narcissa brings him a stiff drink
what is it called when u kill a friend
I HAVE TO SAY THIS……..
Darren was INVITED to join this cast and sign SONDHEIM!
Do you understand what a HUGE freaking deal that is???
If the name Sondheim does not strike fear in you - then you don’t know Sondheim very well.
I say this because Darren has gotten picked on for his vocals a lot and it irritates me - because he IS REALLY DAMN GOOD (especially if you listen back to his college years - his improvement is amazing - the tone quality and strength is something to commend him for)
Darren himself has often said he is an actor who can sing - but he is becoming a legit triple threat (not because he has a large dance background - but because what makes Darren an unstoppable force is he doesn’t allow his lack of formal training stop him from doing everything 125% at all times - his performance in all three areas in H2$ was brilliant!)
His performance of “something’s coming” for season three was beautiful - if you don’t understand how difficult that song is - again you are not listening and catching the subtleties and complexities of Sondheim.
It amazed me to read a story that said that during a break filming “Something’s coming” Darren asked one of the orchestra members if he could use her violin and sat down and played the music note for note. She said she was awed by his sight reading skills and abilities.
This is a man with a classily trained ear (thanks to the violin beginnings) - he has a strong sense of pitch and ability to hold harmonies - if you notice he is frequently the cast member in Glee that is harmonizing. He knows when he is off and he does his best to fix it - but his ability to move within a chord and understand his limitations is truly admirable and needs to be appreciated.
It really bothers me when people say he isn’t as good as Chris - Him and Chris have two totally different (although both equally amazing and gorgeous voices). There is a reason that their voices work so well together - it is because neither of them is trying to be the super star off of the other - they just sing and trust each other - it works - so stop comparing.
Darren has a vocal range that continues to grow - and it bothers me more than a little that people say he doesn’t. in “baby it’s cold outside” him and Chris flipped and Darren took the high notes at the end.
THIS IS FREAKING SONDHEIM!
His role in this documentary may not seem like much - but it really is
i’m getting this tattooed on my ass
WHAT THE FRICKING FRICK R U COMPARING ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION TO NOT TAKING A BATH
Look at Josh’s face. I bet he has been killed by his charm too
So I go to use the (girls) bathroom in my dorm. And the stall I always use is just
I can’t use this stall anymore guys…
when you bullshit a test and get a good grade
when you watch other people bullshit a test and get a good grade while you work really hard and don’t get a good grade